Rambling Rose?

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.





The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made.





The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it, she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.





She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night and it said: 'Not well-suited to bedding, but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

Rambling Rose?
Yes a lovely joke about me. hehehehe. Thanks for the bit of humour Jim. LOL
Reply:poor guy - bet he didn't want to say THAT!





*hehehe*
Reply:Ha ha let's see him ramble his way out of that one!! lol!








:-)))
Reply:lol, good one :-) and a Star
Reply:Very good!!


Put a smile on my face!!





Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:good one jim jnr. well timed too. this will put a smile on her face


star award matey
Reply:hahaha!
Reply:Original and funny.
Reply:Nice one jim mate...gave me a good giggle there..lol
Reply:lol, good one :-)
Reply:hahahahahahaha, that was amazing!!!! *
Reply:I love that movie with Laura Dern....Rambling Rose.





"Rose's appearence and personality is such that all men fall for her, and Rose knows it. She can't help herself from getting into trouble with men."








I don't get the encyclopedia definition...





Well...I guess I'll get the next joke :-(
Reply:VERY FUNNY
Reply:hiya jim x yes - thats right - but also very prickly x take care x
Reply:Well it's true!! Hahahahahaha!! ♥