Rambling Rose, funny, hope you like it hun.?

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they


go on to a show.





The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her


door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so


beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I


call on you tomorrow?"





She agrees and a date is made.





The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it


she slaps him hard across the face.





He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.





She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last


night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent


for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

Rambling Rose, funny, hope you like it hun.?
hahaha you nutter. You sure cracked me up with that one. HAHAHA Brilliant. Wasn't expecting that.
Reply:haha ...I did'nt know rambling rose was like that !!!!lol


does she like gardening then ??? hahaha
Reply:good one! :D
Reply:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!





Wicked!!





10/10 and a star for you!! *
Reply:ha ha`il put that 1 in 1 a me Xmas Crackers`??
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:haha


10/10 and star 4u lol :)
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:that;s is funny and i give you a star
Reply:lol, 10, star, excellent
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


just about right
Reply:ha ha ha are you ready for slapped legs
Reply:LOL !





love it





x
Reply:lol thank you Joke fairy...another corker from you.
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Reply:Gotta remember not to date her! lol.
Reply:haha
Reply:haha
Reply:hehehe, can see Rambling Rose having a good giggle hun, pmsl





star time





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Reply:Haha Thats Funny =] Star *
Reply:Ha! ha! ha! another good joke from you....