Rose jokes? rating plz?

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.





The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"





The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again.





Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."





The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"





The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"





"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

Rose jokes? rating plz?
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Reply:HAHA!! I loved the blonde joke..
Reply:The last one mae me laugh. The first one wasn't very funny. Sorry
Reply:hmm... 6/10 i think
Reply:1st joke: 3/10 {it kept me smiling.}





2nd joke: 6/10 {amusing!}





3rd joke: 10/10 {very entertaining!!}





4th joke: 10/10 {very entertaining!!}





Great Jokes!!
Reply:1. 9 out 0f 10


2. 8 out of 10


3. 8.5 out of 10


4. 7.5 out of 10.





thanks for the jokes....they make me laugh....
Reply:1st joke: 10/10 (i thought it was hilarious)


2nd joke: 7/10 (didnt want to picture that! lol)


3rd joke: 7/10 (good story but not joke)


4th joke: 9/10 (that was really funny!!)
Reply:That semen joke save the day....10/10
Reply:Pretty funny. 8/10.
Reply:R O F L ....this is the most awesome joke that I have heard in a long time....bravo !!!!





...a definite 10 out of 10
Reply:ROTFLMAO... i agree this is 2 of the best jokes i've read out here in a long time.. hahahaha.. thanx for the really hearty laugh..





20/10 pts for u (10 pts on behalf of axilaryguy) lol
Reply:1st joke 8/10


2nd joke 8/10


3rd joke 7/10


4rth joke 10/10


all was funny
Reply:5/10.
Reply:10/10